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4th October 2007, 13:13 |
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Air Trafic Control
A British airways flight was going to Baghdad from London. When it gets
close to Baghdad it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Baghdad airport and asks for help: "Baghdad, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?" "Flight 000, dis iz Baghdad felight contorol, go ahead" "Baghdad, this is flight 000, we have a problem" "Dis iz Baghdad, vat kind of peroblem?" "This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise" "Dis iz Baghdad, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?" "This is flight 000, go ahead" "Dis iz Baghdad, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" "This is flight 000, negative, no power is available" "Dis iz Baghdad, can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?" "This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond" "Dis iz Baghdad, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?" "This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck" "Dis iz Baghdad, Aztaggga-Firula Ul-Azimmm would you pleeze repeet thez words after me" "This is flight 000, go ahead" "Dis iz Baghdad, repeat thez words peleez: Ashado Allah Illa HaIllallah, Wa Ashado anna Mohammadan rasullul Allah" Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ilaihi Rojiun........ |
4th October 2007, 13:33 |
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hahaha, :no hope:
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Benih yang ditabur : 1. Di tanah tandus => Tak bisa tumbuh 2. Di tanah rerumputan liar => Terhimpit rerumputan 3. Di tanah yang banyak burungnya => Habis dimakan burung 4. Di tanah yang subur => Berlipat ganda |
6th October 2007, 23:05 |
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6th October 2007, 23:06 |
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8th October 2007, 22:21 |
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Will hurt Much, Doctor? [English]
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" "A little more..." "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!" Sumber: www.ZonaKetawa.com |
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9th October 2007, 07:11 |
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Cruising With the Penguins [English]
Sumber: www.ZonaKetawa.com
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!" Sumber: www.ZonaKetawa.com |
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