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kutukupret · 28th September 2007, 04:27

!!!!Guess Who Wins Every times...!!!!

A couple drove down a country road for a several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-Laws"

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 and mans use 15,000 words per day.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What..?"

A man said to his wife one day "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!.

28th September 2007, 04:27	#8
kutukupret Mania Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Warung Pojok Gang Send PM Posts: 1,831	Wives VS Husband.... !!!!Guess Who Wins Every times...!!!! A couple drove down a country road for a several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-Laws" A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 and mans use 15,000 words per day. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What..?" A man said to his wife one day "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!.