[Merge Thread] All about George W Bush (pic & text)
 

Hearing so many people speaking ill about his intelligence level, George W. Bush decided to get his brain checked.

The physician diagnosis was:

"Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But... the problem is: In your left brain, there is nothing right, and in your right brain, there is nothing left!"

HAHAHA....
KOCAK ABIS:lol::lol::lol:

hahaha..

ngakak...:D

On a Pressing Matter of State [English]
 

President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favour, please?", said Putin.

"Yes?", replied the President.

"Could the condoms be red in colour and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.

"No problem," replied the President and with that Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favour, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in colour, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

[pic] jika Bush main bola...
 

[pic]...lom ada judul....
 

just share

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...670810039b.jpg

ni shower apa gagang telpon

:lol:
namanya jg telpon hi tech, pastinya beda dg yg laen doong....

Itu telpon khusus didisain untuk presiden AS saja.... diar keliatan :getok: nya.. :lol: :lol:

mudah2an aja barack obama ntar ga kayak gitu klo terpilih he's my fav go barack go :D:D